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Jesus Is Washing You SoapGet closer to Jesus In the shower. After all, cleanliness is next to Godliness! Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly scented Jesus is Washing You Bar Soap. This all forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while
Get closer to Jesus... In the shower. After all, cleanliness is next to Godliness!
Do your sins stink to high heaven? Forget to wash your hands before your last supper? Then, lather up and cleanse those pesky guilty feelings with our heavenly-scented Jesus is Washing You Bar Soap.This all-forgiving novelty soap is totally righteous for many uses, including removing 99% of sins.** So, save yourself from ungodly odors and eternal damnation while ceremoniously rinsing those dirty deeds and nasty notions down the drain!
- Jesus is Washing You Soap
- Save yourself from eternal damnation and ungodly odors!
- Come clean with Jesus. Rinse your sins right down the drain!
- Removes 99% of sins on contact (**totally not guaranteed)
- Will not turn shower water into wine
- Smells like Heaven
A divine gag gift for: sinners with a sense of humor, naughty nuns, frequent church-goers, seasonal parishioners, and parochial school survivors. It's also the perfect birthday gag gift for Him!
- Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
- Handmade. Small-Batch.
- Cold-Process. All-Natural Artisan Soap.
- Simple Ingredients! No harsh chemicals or dyes.
- Alcohol-Free, Sulfate-Free, Aluminum-free.
- Parabens-Free. Phthalate-Free.
- Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
- Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
- Made From Natural Oils. No palm oil!
Handmade in the USA! Be not afraid... this soap is cruelty-free, vegan-friendly, with no animal testing, so your conscience won't take a hit. Just don't expect this funny novelty soap to turn your shower water into wine.
This sinfully hilarious natural soap measures 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Packaged in a prank box ideal for gift giving, our Jesus is Washing You Soap is a funny joke present with a cheeky omnipresence.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
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★★★★★ 5
Very good brand
Size: 1.3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Nice quality, is good for sensitive skin, I use it every night before sleep, the prize is good though is cheaper in my local farmacy, the size is average, the skin absorbs it pretty good, and is very lightweight.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 29, 2024
★★★★★ 3
Incredibly hydrating but unbearable scent.
Size: 1.3 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I love all Avène skin barrier creams, recovery lotions and i just purchased this "Hydrance" cream. Texture is nice, it's unbelievably hydrating but the scent is overwhelming. It caused me a headache. So I decided to return it. Then I thought I'll give it another try and Oh my.... For the love of God, remove that awful scent. The reason I love Avène product is because theyre unscented, except this one I guess :/
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Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My favorite bodywash to use right now!
I love Dove products overall but the bodywash is probably my favorite to use from this line! The fragrance is extremely appealing, smells so wonderful and makes me feel extra refreshed after using! It is definitely worth buying for the bottle size because its huge. It leaves a gentle beautiful soothing touch and you smell phenomenal on top of that! If you love the scent Cherry Blossom or any floral scents? Get it! You will love this, trust me :)
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful
Smells soooo good and really leaves skin soft.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Amazing stuff.
This smells amazing. I love it. You only need a little and it lathers up really nicely. It makes my skin feel soft too.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026