We all go a little mad sometimes - Billy Loomis SCREAM inspired luxury cheeseboard/ charcuterie set w/ tools

We all go a little mad sometimes - Billy Loomis SCREAM inspired luxury cheeseboard/ charcuterie set w/ toolsThis new product, it's a SCREAM, baby! Brand new (as of literal Halloween 2025), I bring you this new heart shaped cheeseboard charcuterie set based off the 1996 cult classic Scream. Beautifully laser emblazoned on the top we have Billy Loomis likeness, along with his iconic quote "WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES" (borrowed from Norman Bates in Psycho). The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese char CUT erie tools

This new product, it's a SCREAM, baby!

Brand new (as of literal Halloween 2025), I bring you this new heart-shaped cheeseboard/ charcuterie set based off the 1996 cult classic Scream.

Beautifully laser emblazoned on the top we have Billy Loomis likeness, along with his iconic quote "WE ALL GO A LITTLE MAD SOMETIMES" (borrowed from Norman Bates in Psycho).

The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese/ char-CUT-erie tools which are perfect for you to slice and dice any tasty treats that dare get in your way.
Each tool has a 2" wooden handle and an approx 2.5" sharp end.

As with all my cheeseboards/ charcuterie sets, it is an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I  confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese/ charcuterie and this cult 90's movie.

This measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg

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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.

So a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.

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Fan made product, made to order.

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