Spreadsheet Tyrants
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Spreadsheet Tyrants

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Spreadsheet TyrantsSpreadsheet Tyrants is a brilliant satire of an America set five minutes in the future and just one step further to the right. The year is 2020: President Donald Drumpf is campaigning for his second term as President, a severe drought is forcing citizens to evacuate from the heartland, and the government is forced to rely on a Kickstarter camping to combat a deadly pandemic because the FDA, EPA, and CDC were all shuttered within President Drumpf's

Spreadsheet Tyrants is a brilliant satire of an America set five minutes in the future and just one step further to the right. The year is 2020: President Donald Drumpf is campaigning for his second term as President, a severe drought is forcing citizens to evacuate from the heartland, and the government is forced to rely on a Kickstarter camping to combat a deadly pandemic because the FDA, EPA, and CDC were all shuttered within President Drumpf's first 100 days in office. Put on a sturdy pair of boots and prepare to explore the rusted, collapsing, graffiti covered landscape of a nation that is an oligarchy is all but name and where freedom has been rebranded, repackaged and fun-sized by your friendly Corporate Overlords. But hope is not lost in this strange new world because the working class just got a brand new set of champions and defenders. But will their "cure" for out-of-control capitalism be worse than the disease? ThereÕs only one way to find out!

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Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Great buy, finally a big soft toy, and so cute
Color: Green
This octopus toy is so adorable, I’m truly so impressed with the size finally a big toy for a big dog. She loves it! It squeaks, soft, made great. Worth it! Love it! Fun, durable n chewability just for play materials soft n durable. It’s a sea foam green color and creme beautiful neutral color
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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026
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Kay-Z
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Large, excellent toy with many squeakers!
Color: Blue, Color: Blue
This toy is excellent! I’m super happy with this purchase. My dog loves squeakers and there are so many in this toy, plus stuffing for her to rip out, and crinkle paper to take the sensory experience up another notch! It’s also more durable than many other plush-type dog toys, and is larger than expected which is a plus in my book. For size reference, both dogs are around 40lbs. I will be buying another as soon as this one is demolished!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
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Birdofsong
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Huge and fun. Good for two dogs to play with together.
Color: Yellow
This dog toy is great! And it's HUGE. Each tentacle crinkles, and the dogs love to play tug-of-war with it. It seems to be holding up well, too. It seemed a bit pricy for a dog toy, but it turns out it was worth it.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 11, 2026
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MissyP
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
My dogs new favorite toy!
Color: Blue
His new favorite toy! My dog absolutely loves it!!! It’s much bigger than I thought it would be so my dog has to be careful when he’s running with it because he will trip on the legs of the octopus. The best part is there is a little squeaker in the bottom of each leg! Bonus!!! If your dog chews up stuffed animals, this will be no different. It is a stuffed animal. My baby just likes to carry it around and squeak it a 1000 times a day. Don’t mind my crazy voice in the video. That’s the voice I use when he’s excited about a toy. He greets me every day with his octopus.🥰
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026
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Amazon Customer
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 4
Fun while they lasted
Color: Green
I ordered two. One for each pup. Both my puppies loved this toy. The first one lasted less than a day with my pup who loves to do the death shake on everything. The second lasted two days with the other as she chews in the same spot. They loved the crinkle noise. However, I'm taking one star away due to not lasting long. Everything else was fine and they enjoyed them while they lasted. Note that most toys do not last long with my pups.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026

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